Pig-Hole Popper

The Oxballs Pig-Hole Popper Jumbo Gaper, Tall & Big Gaper

Vendor: Oxballs

Toy Properties

Form: Tunnel Plug
Material: Silicone
Colors: Solid Black, Mables: Red&Orange, Blue&Teal, Lime&Olive, Purple&Lavender, Violet&Light Blue, Magenta&Pink
Firmness: Medium; does not collapse when standing up.
Lube: Water and Oil based. Silicone or hybrid lube can destroy the toy!
Cleaning: Soaking in boiling water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Expose to boiling water to kill germs
Storage:
Store standing up in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damaging the toys.

When Oxballs announced that they would be releasing some new, even bigger Pig-Hoes, my inbox exploded. If had played with one yet, what my opinion on those were, how the new silicone blend compared to the old one. Against popular opinion I only very rarely get preproduction samples. So during my USA trip in September I stocked up with some new Oxballs stuff. And after some thorough review scenes, here are my thoughts.

Construction

All Pig-Hole Popper share the same basic design of Pig-Holes. The Popper Tall and Big Gaper are versions of the Pig-Hole Deep (link to review), the Jumbo Gaper is basically an Pig-Hole FF (link to review). They also keep the basic wall strength. Inside the barrel is textured with lateral ridges like on their cousins. The big different is that the outside of the barrel is not smooth but it is textured with big bumps. There are three on the Big Gaper, four on the Tall and five Bumps on the Jumbo Gaper. Like the Pig-Hole Deep and FF all Popper cannot be turned inside out.

Before I come to the dimensions, a word on the maximum dimensions. After my last Pig-Hole reviews, I have gotten a couple of messages complaining that my measurements are not accurate. The combined the Pig-Hole with a dick/ fist/ toy and the maximum dimensions were considerable larger than described. Since the silicone is flexible, it will stretch. So the toy can feel and be considerable larger than measured when stuffed!

Toy Base Bottom Opening Max. Dimensions Top Opening Insertable Length Overall Length
Big Gaper 80x93mm 37x45mm 67x68mm 33x38mm 110mm 145mm
Tall 102x116mm 47x54mm 80x86mm 43x50mm 150mm 192mm
Jumbo Gaper 87x118mm 52x67mm 105x106mm 49x64mm 107mm 150mm

The Opening of the Jumbo Gaper compared to the FF

For the Popper range, Oxballs uses a new platinum silicone blend they call “Marshmallow silicone”. Of course the material has the same material properties as every other silicone blend. It is non-toxic, hypoallergenic, easy to clean and sanitize with warm soap water.  In order not to damage the toys, only use it with water- or oil-based lubes. The silicone oil in silicone lube disintegrates the silicone over time. Firmness-wise I recall reading a Shore 00-value on Twitter. But since I cannot find the Tweet again, I am not going to quote it, especially since the value sounded quite low compared to the felt firmness. Subjectively the firmness sits between the regular Pig-Hole silicone and the Oxballs’ Morph silicone.

Colorwise Oxballs follows recent years’ trend of marbled, brightly colored anal toys. Besides the classic Solid Black, the offer six marble colors: Fire (Red & Orange), Water (Blue & Teal), Weed (Lime & Olive), Orchid (Purple & Lavender), Unicorn (Violet & Light Blue) and Rosebud (Magenta & Pink).  My Popper Jumbo is Black, the Popper Big Gaper Water and the Popper Tall’s color is Rosebud. Each marble is different with an individual color and pattern. Personally, I would have preferred my Water to have more blue and instead of the Rosebud and Black, I’d chosen Fire and Weed. But since there were so many review requests coming for these toys, I chose availability over colors.

The Bottom of the Jumbo Gaper and FF

Playing with the Pig-Hole Poppers

Despite being firmer than the Morph silicone (link to review), the Marshmallow of the Poppers is squishy yet far from the sponginess of the Marshmallows. “Firm Fudge” would probably been a better description though in regards of anal play probably not as sexy as Marshmallow.

The bumps around the barrel have two effects: First, the added texture makes taking the toy more difficult. The bumps are well rounded but the “rugged” surface keeps the toys from sliding in as easily as its smooth cousins (nota bene: I have not yet played with the Pig-Hole Squeal but I assume it’s texture will make it more difficult to take it). Second, the massive lumps around the barrel make it more rigid. Surprisingly, fisting through the Popper Jumbo Gaper is not much more difficult than through the Pig-Hole FF in regular firmness (I don’t have a Morph for comparison). This is partly due to the Marshmallow silicone being softer and the grooves between the bumps serve as expansion joints. With very small and nimble hands you can fist through the Popper Tall. The Popper Big Gaper is not fistable regardless of how small and strong the hand is!

The Bumps/ Knots of the Pig-Hole Popper

But the Big Gaper is the perfect dick sheath if you want to get knot-fucked! Most fantasy sheaths are made out of too thin, too soft silicone so they slip off easily. This is not the case with the Big Gaper! Of course with either need to grab the base while fucking or put the plug in a strap-on harness before you put in on your dick. For REALLY well-endowed guys, this might also work with the Popper Tall. Naturally, the Big Gaper is also a good fuck plug. The ridged inside the barrel will massage the glans while it slides through the tunnel.

The different Pig-Hole Popper stuffed with the Organotoy Sit-Plug, the Topped Toys Gape Keeper and SquarePeg Egg Plugs

The added spring and rigidity of the bumps makes folding the Pig-Hole Popper more difficult. If you are not extremely lose, folding the Pig-Hole is the best way to insert it. To fold the Poppers, grab the bumps on the lower end of the aperture and push those inwards. This is quite difficult with a well-lubed toy but it is the only way to decrease the diameter and make the toy more compact to push it through the sphincter. It truly is a toy for those holes who are not challenged by the larger Pig-Holes anymore.

For bottomless holes, another insertion method is putting a plug inside the tunnel and push the whole, not-collapsible Pig-Hole Popper into the hopefully well poppered bottom. You can adjust the intensity by your choice of plug: The softer and more rounded the plug, the easier will go in (for this I recommend a Topped Toys Gape Keeper [link to review] or SquarePeg Egg Plug in soft [link to review]). If you like it HARD, choose a firm Egg Plug (link to review) and/ or a plug the fills and stretched the inside of the barrel completely like the SquarePeg Acorn (link to review) or Organotoy Sit-Plug (link to review). If you grab the bottom of the Pig-Hole Popper and the stuffing plug, you can fuck the bottom with the texture and torment his sphincter and prostate by turning the combo inside his rectum. This is an intense ride but fun for texture junkies (like me).

Openings of the Pig-Hole Popper compared to old Pig-Holes

The bumps’ “texture” and larger diameter lock the Poppers quite well into the hole even when lubed handsomely. During the testing period accidentally shooting out the Pig-Hole Popper did not happen. So if you have an issue with your anus ejecting Pig-Holes, give the Poppers a try. From this angle the Big Gaper starts to make sense. My – to be frank quite greedy and experienced – testees were looking at this size a bit puzzled: Why introduce the Popper bumps onto a small toy? It is made for people not so anally experienced yet who for example want to turn their rectum into a free for urinal but fear that the trough might fall out. To learn what the different kinds of Pig-Holes are for, read my review of the Original Pig-Hole Range, the Pig-Hole Morph, the Pig-Hole FF and the Pig-Hole Deep (and yes, I am aware that I still have to review the Pig-Hole Squeal).

Bases of the Pig-Hole Popper compared to old Pig-Holes

Finally, let’s get down & dirty for some important pieces of sewer play advice. If you are faint of heart, stop reading here. From reader questions I know that quite a few of you like to play dirty with the Pig-Holes. Especially diaper peers and guys who want to surrender control completely enjoy the gaping powers of the toy. However, silicone takes on smell easily. The softer, the quicker. The longer the toy is exposed to the smell-carrying substance, the “deeper” the smell sinks into the toy. So superficial cleaning with disodorizing or sanitizing agents will not help. The good news is, the smell will fade over time. But if you have play partners who are picky about certain scents, you might want to get two Pig-Holes: One for dirty, one for clean play.

Where to buy?

You can get the Pig-Hole Popper directly at Oxballs. The Big Gaper is $99, the Tall is $159 and finally the Jumbo Gaper is $189 which is probably going to be the most popular.

Survey of the Cosmos Pegasi & Solaris

Form: Fantasy Plugs
Material: Platinum Silicone.
Colors: Elaborate Marbles
Firmness: Ultra Soft, Soft & Firm
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in hot water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

Vendor: ElyX Toys

In the six years that I have been reviewing anal toys I have reviewed some huge toys. But for some readers the BIG size options of the toys I have reviewed were not large enough. So toys with ElyX I am following your request to take a look at some of the most MASSIVE toys on the market.

The ElyX Toy Solaris & Pegasi

Construction

Among my testees there was some discussion in which form category these toys belong but despite the length we settled for plugs despite the length these toys can get in larger sizes. In the end, you buy an ElyX toy to get stretched and fill full which made us lean a bit toward plug instead of (knotted) dildo.

ElyX only makes toys out of platinum silicone so they are 100% body safe and easy to clean. Though you must not use them with silicone lube because it will disintegrate the material. Making some of the biggest insertable toys on the planet is also reflected in the firmness option. Unlike other companies ElyX starts with toys in Shore 00-20 which is extremely squishy but also delicate. These toys are extremely prone for creases. They have to be stored upright and other toys must not lay on them in a used-toy bucket. Other firmness options are the common soft Shore 00-30 and the medium firm Shore 00-50.

The Vac-U-Lock and Suction Cup

All toys can be equipped with a Vac-U-Lock hole or a deep suction cup. The Vac-U-Lock is great if you are playing with a partner because you can attach a handle or he can push his finger in the hole to guide the toy. The smaller versions of the toy will work on a fuck machine. The larger one are too heavy for the rods. The deep suction cup surprised me! It is so deep and thus strong that even large toys stick to the wall. So if this is your kind of solo play style, I highly recommend it.

One of the nice properties of platinum silicone how well it takes on color and effects like UV activity or glow in the dark. The creative mind behind ElyX toys on a regular basis creates new patterns, marbles and combinations. So I recommend checking out his Twitter feed for inspiration or approach him with your own ideas.

Pegasi’s Tip

Pegasi starts out with two flattish bulbs that for the tip. The taper towards a short neck which forms into a shallow ridge on the front and the back. Left and right of these ridges are massive bulbs. Below them runs a ridge around the toy. The neck is also textured with two ridges before ending in a wide base.

While Pegasi has big yet smooth flowing texture, Solaris plays a different game. Across the top of the tip run two parallel ridges which end in what could be considered a glans rim. Left and right of the ridges are small bumps. The back of the shaft is textured by two horizontal ridges while the front features a pair of converging vertical ridges. These ridges run all the way to the base and up again until just below the horizontal ones. The encapsulate two bumps, the lower ones so large, they could be called a knot. The neck above the base is quite short but the texture will still keep the toy locked in your hole.

 

The Double Bumps Surrounded by the Ridge

Playing with Pegasi & Solaris

First things first: I have promised you BIG toys and when you look at the pics, you will probably say “They are big but not that massive.” In order for (most of) my testees and me to play with them, I chose “sensible” sizes. But you can get both toys like all ElyX toys in super-sizes. Though when they go large they also go long. So keep in mind that the texture that first tantalizes your rectum will eventually (over) stimulate your sensitive second sphincter.

Solaris‘ Tip

Despite my toys being the smaller sizes of the range, they are not for beginners. You need a trained (as in fistable!) and pre-stretched hole to really enjoy the toys.  Due to the dull tip and high level of texture, they will not gradually open up your hole or slide in easily. So if a stretching toy like the SP Egg, the OT Sit-Plug or the TT Gape Keeper fits, it is unlikely that similarly sized ElyX toy will fit.

The Pegasi is a bit more for “beginner” or people looking for a smooth sensation ride. The different textures and stretching points are stacked on top of each other so you can enjoy them individually. Solaris on the other hand is a bit chaotic with lateral bulbs next to ridges and textures being all over the place. So Solaris unleashes his full potential best in the hands of a skilled top who twists and turns the toy inside the hole. It takes some learning but once you figured the toy out, you can purposely create a bit of stimulus overload when one texture is scratching the prostate while the anus is stimulated differently. When you ride the toys, the textures are a bit all over the place.

Pegasi’s Ridges

Pegasi is made for riding! The two lateral bulges deliver a great stretching sensation. Once you go deeper, the first ridge is perfect for prostate humping/ massaging while the lower two ridges stimulate the anus. But also in the hands of a top, it reveals some hidden qualities. The bulgey tip is perfect for prostate stimulation and turning the knotty bulges inside the anus makes a great stretch sensation.

Where to buy?

You can buy all toys through ElyX’s Etsy store. There are not always all sizes and colors available. If you are interested in something particular, drop him a message.

SquarePeg Leo 2X Long & King

Form: Realistic Dildo
Material: Platinum Silicone.
Colors: Graphite, Bronze & Chestnut
Firmness: Soft
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in hot water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

Vendor: Regulation

Sometimes, I get VERY specific review demands from certain countries. Since summer of 2021 UK kinksters were VERY interested in BIG and LONG realistic dildos. And since my motto is “Perverting the world one kinkster at a time” I gladly follow this yearning and review the Leo King and 2X Long for you greedy, tea sipping ass pigs.

Construction

Obviously Leo is a realistic dildo. It is a lifecast from a guy who was introduced to Scott, the founder of SquarePeg through mutual friends in 2016. Lucky for us since Leo is a very horny member in every dildo collection.

The SquarePeg Leo 2X, 2X Long and King

Being cast off US citizens, Leo is sadly cut. He starts out with dullish glans with a prominent glans rim bulge. The top third of the dick is slightly curved back with the remaining shaft being straight, only slightly increasing in diameter towards the end. The shaft is covered with a smooth yet noticeable ventral groove and some small veins. Especially on the King these features are very prominent and can be felt despite the softness and overall evenness of the shaft which makes the toy good to run. On the 2X Long, you can really see Scott’s artistic heritage being a wood sculptor: While all other sizes are proportional scaling of the original cast, on the long he interprets and extrapolates how a longer Leo would most likely look like. The changes are subtle but when you like me have the 2X and the 2X Long you can spot the difference and see how well & thoughtful they are designed.

While the Leo also is available with realistic balls, this version only comes in the original, 1X and 2X size which are tiny compared the two reviewed today. The King and 2X Long are only available the Harness version which has a round, flat base for using them with a strap-on harness. Since both are Harness dildos they can be outfitted with the SquarePegHole for attaching the dildo to all compatible Vac-U-Lock adaptors, for example on fuck machines, suction cups or to connect two dildos.

Leo’s Dullish Glans

Like all SquarePeg toys, Leo is made out of platinum silicone, which means body safe and hypoallergenic platinum is used to cure the silicone. Besides platinum making the toy body safe, it makes the toy easy to handle. After having played, you can basically throw everything at the dildo to get it clean: From hot water with dish soap to bleach, the dishwasher or even autoclave them. This makes the toys ideal for sex parties because they can be quickly and easily be cleaned and sterilized between partners.

Since Leo is made out of soft silicone, store him upright or laying down without pressure to avoid creases. Never store the dildo with other materials together because the plasticizers can damage the silicone for good!

Speaking of damaging your toys: Despite what the founder of SquarePeg says, I would not recommend silicone lube with silicone toys. There is a chance the silicone oil in the lube will destroy silicone toys. I recommend only using water- or oil-based lube with silicone toys, especially because they are easier to clean off.

Size Head Diameter Diameter at Base Length SquarePegHole FlushCup
XS 32mm 37mm 140mm
S 41mm 47mm 191mm X
Actual/ Life Size 49mm 57mm 229mm X X
1X 57mm 61mm 260mm X X
1X Long 57mm 61mm 330mm X
2X 61mm 67mm 286mm X X
2X Long 65mm 69mm 362mm X
3X 73mm 77mm 292mm X
King 77mm 81mm 330mm X

Leo King’s MASSIVE Ventral Groove

Playing with the big Leos

Back in 2019 I have already reviewed the Leo 2X which I loved a lot. Spoiler: I still love it in Long or as King. But my thoughts on playing with them slightly change due to the toys being longer and thicker.

The obvious thing first: While the 2X was still somewhat for the intermediate player, both the 2X Long and the King are for experienced players who are very well versed in depth play! Even with the King, even when you have a deep rectum, both toys will penetrate your second hole when you are about 2/3 (King) or half way (2X Long) down the shaft.

For this penetration you should have done some prestretching with a more tapered toy, like SquarePeg’s Sigmund. Leo’s glans which is almost a half dome does not gently, slowly open up the second sphincter but push it open a bit like a ram. But half-dome only covers 2/3 of the shaft diameter and it’s bottom lines up precisely with the bottom of the shaft. The remaining 1/3 is an almost vertical slope that ends in a bulge before finally arriving at the smooth shaft.

The Extrapolated Texture of the Leo 2X Long

This sounds dramatic but it is rather intense. When you sphincters are experienced, this combination of different sensations which a half-dome, a slope and the bulge create is very stimulating. Especially when the 2X Long goes deep into the colon, the feeling of this “rugged” yet smooth combination is an intense, new sensation. For example, when the dildo goes around a kink, the bulge massages the sensitive mucosa intensely. When you reach a barrier in your colon, you usually retract the toy and push forward in a twisting motion. But since Leo’s glans is so asymmetrical this does not always work. It can actually be counterproductive since the stimulation can cause the colon to tense up. But when you are relaxed and you deeply trust the top commanding the dildo, it can be very horny experience.

Twisting motion is also the key word for the King. With his MASSIVE ventral groove twisting him inside a loose hole, is a blissful experience. It triggers the pressure sensitive nerves inside the anus, stimulates the prostate and massages the also sensitive rectum walls. But in order to enjoy the Leo King thoroughly you need a trained, open hole. His shaft has the same diameter as a large Acorn from SquarePeg, just for comparison.  Having this dildo locked deep inside your rectum and colon gives you an incredible feeling of stretch and fullness. Feeling the stretched puffy anus lips move over the slightly textured shaft surface is pure bliss for greedy ass pigs.

The SquarePeg Hole which is compatilble with Vac-U-Lock adapters

Being such on the extremer end of the size spectrum, I need to say a few words about handling. Especially when going deep, I recommend to kneel down and ride the toys on your own. This way you can best control the speed and force of the toy entering you and your colon is most relaxed. This works well for the King size but the 2X Long due to its length and soft material is quite floppy. This is a challenge all depth toys face yet due to unique shape of the tip the Leo does not slide in as quickly and easily as tapered tipped toys. So you have to struggle a bit more.

Usually when you can get a Vac-u-Lock hole, I highly recommend you get it! It is so practical, and if it is just for a top to put his thumb into it to guide the toy. But with these large Leos, I am a bit torn. When riding the toys on your own, the hole in the middle of the shaft cause the lower section to become instable and bend away. To prevent this, stick a Vac-u-Lock adaptor into it – or become REALLY loose and open.

Where to buy?

When you order from Europe, you can get the Leo at Regulation for between £79.33 and £259.99 – depending on how greedy you are. Size and colors not in stock can be easily ordered by e-mail.

Saber

Form: Depth Toy
Material: Platinum Silicone
Colors: Whatever you can imagine
Firmness: Soft to Extreme Firm (not recommended)
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in warm water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

The OrganoToy Saber S und L

Vendor: OrganoToy

 

Construction

The basic shape of the Saber is easily explained: It is a very long stretched cone which come in two sizes, small and large. Both cones taper from a rounded tip with about 20mm diameter over 480mm length to a maximum diameter of 60m or 80mm. Below this maximum diameter both Sabers have a small neck before flowing into a sphere of the respective diameter. After a small taper there is either a small shaft again (Saber S) or it flows sand clock-shaped directly into the base. If you really want to take the Saber DEEP, you can insert 570mm into your rectum and colon before you reach the 30mm thick round base which on both models has a 20mm larger diameter than the individual maximum diameter. Into the base a shallow suction cup is molded. It adds a bit of stability but cannot rein in the massive floppy toy boy.

For all its products, OrganoToy uses ISO 10993-10 certified platinum silicone. This material meets the highest standards of body and allergy safety so the toys are 100% body safe and easy to clean. Furthermore all of OrganoToy’s products are also compliant with the new toy ISO standard 3533 2021.

Suction Cup inside the Base of the Large Saber

Silicone also comes in a wide spectrum of firmness from floppy to HARD. The Saber can be ordered in split firmness for an easy to control base and bendy shaft. Besides these properties, platinum silicone can also be colorized easily. So the Saber can be manufactured in elaborate fades, marbles or with glow in the dark colors. If you choose a split firmness between the lower section of the toy and cone-shaped body, you can choose two distinct colorations. My color theme has been “photon swords” with metal “grips” and glow in the dark “blades”. Both options cost a bit extra but are worth it if you invest into such an individual toy.

Playing with the Saber

First things first: The Saber is a bitch to handle, regardless of the size. It is one of the longest depth toys on the market, sitting between the SquarePeg Long Long Neck and SquarePeg Slink XXL in insertable length. Since the Saber should go around the bends of the colon, it must be soft, so the shaft is naturally floppy. The floppiness can be reduced a bit with choosing the firmer base but it will still be a soft toy. How soft – which Shore value – is best is highly individual and depends not only on your preference but also body. Some prefer a soft toy sneaking around the bends and “curling” up when there is a barrier, blocking the advancement. Others need a firmer toy to straighten out the kinks with SLOW and SOFT pushing forward! The firmer the toy, the more careful your advances down have to be. Otherwise serious, potentially leather injuries can happen! So for safety reasons never buy firmer than Shore A5 and proceed with caution.

The Pointy Tip of the Saber

This sounds more serious and dangerous than the toy actually is. With the relatively thick and rounded tip the chance of puncturing your colon with a Saber is almost zero if you listen to your body during pay. The larger diameter of the tip leads to an overall higher stiffness of the upper third of the toy compared to a SP Slink in the same firmness. Due to this the tip bends less easily. This is especially useful when starting out depth play because instead of bending away when the second sphincter tightens up, the Saber can stretch this hole.

What speaks against the Saber as a beginner’s toy is the length. The best position to slowly and carefully go deep is kneeling over the toy and controlling the thrust with your thigh muscles. This is impossible due to the length of the Saber. When OrganoToy releases an about 1/3 shorter version for more easily controlled play the Saber will become a good toy for beginners.

For experienced players, the Saber is a good tool for training depth deeper. Depending on the firmness there is not much difference to the Slink – until you are about to take the Saber all the way. The sphere above the bottom is a what the Saber apart from all other depth toys. On the one hand, it is a gauge for how for up your ass you have taken the toy. On the other hand, it adds a new level of stimulation. The steep stretch of a sphere triggers the nerve endings inside the anus and with a bit of luck, depending on your physiology it even presses against your prostate. Both the stretch and stimulation are not aggressive so it does not encourage rapid movements that could lead to injuries down the way.

The Sphere Section of the Saber’s Lower Party

If you belong to the few how enjoy the fullness and movement of silicone deep inside your body, the Saber is the superior toy. The base locks the toy way better inside you than any other depth toy! If you are in for strong stimulation, the Saber picks up vibration applied to the base better than other depth toys, especially if you go for a bit firmer silicone.

Where to buy?

Since depth play is HIGHLY individual, I would highly recommend buying the Saber directly through OrganoToy’s website. This way you can customize the firmness just the way your hole needs it. And yes, you can also choose the color. The Saber S starts at 99,96€, the Large one at 199,96€. Of course customization costs a bit extra.
The Saber is also available at OrganoToy retail partner. There are only a few yet but if you want to know where to shop brick&mortar or want to become a retail partner, send them an e-mail.

Butt-Hole

Toy Properties

Form: Tunnel Plug
Material: Silicone
Colors: Black and Red
Firmness: Medium
Lube: Water and Oil based. Silicone or hybrid lube can destroy the toy!
Cleaning: Soaking in boiling water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Expose to boiling water to kill germs
Storage:
Store standing up in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damaging the toys.

Vendor: Oxballs

When most people hear “Oxballs tunnel plug” they immediately think off the many different iterations of the Pig-Hole. This review is here to fix that! Because especially when you are a texture junky like me, you are missing out on a lot when you are miss the Butt-Hole.

Construction

Being a tunnel plug the Butt-Hole starts out with an opening. The rim is a thin-walled bulge. It’s the first of five bulges which further down increase in width and thickness. The diameter also increases so they form a barrel-shaped body which slightly arches to one side. Since the shaft below the last bulge is thinner than the bludge itself (duh…), you could call it a neck. But the size difference is not so considerable as on other plugs.

The Oxballs Butt-Hole #3

The thick base is eclectically to follow the shape of an ass crack. Like all Oxballs tunnel plugs it is “textured” with a relievo of the product name. Unlike the Pig-Hole the size is not embossed so you have to keep that in mind of feel it.

Like all Oxballs butt toys, the Butt-Hole is made out of platinum silicone which is 100% body safe and easy to clean. It only comes in their standard firmness and not in the softer morph silicone. Color-wise you can choose between black and red.

There are three sizes available. The size 1 is a bit smaller than the Pig-Hole Medium, the #2 a bit smaller than the large and the largest #3 I have bought Oxballs claims to be close to the Pig-Hole XXL. But having two different Pig-Holes in my collection (standard and morph) and playing with them a lot, I would say from the felt size it sits right between the XL and XXL. Though when choosing your size, consider that a textured toy of the same size will always be more difficult to take than a smooth one like the Pig-Hole.

The Cluster of Bumps for Stimulating the Top’s Dick

Playing with the Butt-Hole

The Butt-Hole is a fuck plug! And it works very differently if it is used passively or actively on the sub.

“Passive” use is putting the Butt-Hole into the bottom and fuck into it – either with a dildo or even better a real dick. As the glans and shaft penetrate the tunnel, it extends and even straightens out a bit, depending on the dick’s anatomy. This sets the bulges in motion and massages both the rectum and especially the prostate because the highest bulge has been strategically placed where the prostate is located on most males. Fucking an anus via the Butt-Hole is stimulating for the top. The cluster of bumps around the entrance stimulate the glans and shaft well. Like the inside of a traditional Pig-Hole the inside of the barrel is textured with lateral bulges which depending on the endowment also stimulate the top’s glans and shaft. So all things considered, the Butt-Hole holds all the promises a cock extender makes but rarely can keep. Except holding onto the dick via a scrotum strap. But since those never work on cock extenders too, the Butt-Hole is a good, unexpected contender in this category.

The Bulges Inside and Outside the Butt-Hole

“Active” use means pushing and pulling the Butt-Hole out of the bottom. Since this is a tunnel plug, you need to reinforce it. Depending on how intensely you want to make the bulges, you either choose a soft (SquarePeg Egg plug in SuperSoft or Topped Toys Gape Keeper respectively Chute) or a firm (SquarePeg Egg in Firm) stuffing. The less the filling plug compresses, the more the ridges stimulate the anus and depending on how you turn the plug also the prostate. But don’t let yourself be fooled, there is no real “soft” setting. Since the Butt-Hole only comes in medium firmness you can dial down the intensity but it is still a strong, stimulating ride for more experienced sphincters.

The barrel of this tunnel plug is short and tighter than on the various Pig-Holes, especially the Deep. So filling in liquids (or solids you pigs…) works a bit better than with his cousins. The Butt-Hole is also compatible with Oxballs Stopper plugs to keep stuff from flowing outside. While the base is somewhat ergonomically shaped to fit between ass cheeks, the stepping of bulges instead of a continuous extension does not keep the Butt-Hole as securely locked inside the rectum as a Pig-Hole. So if you want to plug and seal your sub for extended periods of time, use the classic instead this enfant terrible.

Where to buy?

Sadly, the Butt-Hole is not as widely available as the Pig-Hole being a bit of a niche design for experienced players. So you best order it through Oxballs directly for between $66 and $94 depending on the size.

Jammer 2 & Kevin

Toy Properties

Form: Stretch Toys
Material: Platinum Silicone
Colors: Graphite, Bronze & Black
Firmness: Soft & Firm
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in hot water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

Vendor: SquarePeg

Construction

The basic shape the Rim Jammer designed for the toy named after his is quite simple jet ingenious: Four elongated spheres with almost slightly elliptical intersection stacked a top of each other. They have the dimensions of 50x54mm – 54x56mm – 63x66mm – 81x83mm.

The SquarePeg Kevin & Jammer-2

The lowest sphere is slightly compressed with a very subtle ridge-like rim which has faint notions of Acorn’s prostate-milking bulge. This effect is even more enhanced with the slightly tapering neck above the base so you can really bounce on this ridge. If you really want to feel the full effect, I recommend what a friend of mine has done who recreated Acorn’s bulge using SquarePeg’s Putty which apparently they do not sell anymore.

Kevin can be best described as a stylized version of a realistic dildo. He starts out with a flat glans and a implied piss slit. According the drop around the glans he is probably uncut. The thick shaft is smooth except a very thin ventral groove. Unlike other “realistic” dildos the scrotum does not form the base but is made to slip inside the rectum for a massive stretch and filling. Because of this there is a neck below the balls which flows into a wide and sturdy base.

Detail of Kevin’s Glans

The basis for this review was the “standard” size Kevin. Friends of mine have the Little Kevin and the Big Kevin. All three toys are about the same except my Kevin. Both the Little’s and Big’s balls arch forward and then the shaft goes up relatively straight. On the medium size Kevin it arches slightly backwards. Sadly my friends did not want to part with their toys for a comparison shot so best refer to SquarePeg’s website. The arch forward helps a bit going deep because it arches towards your second hole.

SquarePeg only makes toys out of US made platinum silicone. This means the toys’ surface is super smooth which makes it hard for bacteria to linger and easy to clean. All toys are 100% body-safe and hypo-allergenic. These advantages come with a small disadvantage: You must not use silicone toys with silicone lube because in the long term it will destroy the toy. SquarePeg claims on their website that their toys are safe to use with quality silicone lube but I would err at the side of caution and only use it with water- or oil-based lubes. Colorwise you are limited to SquarePeg’s signature Bronze or Graphite in truly SuperSoft firmness or Black if you – like me – prefer firm toys. If you really want to stretch for purpose and are more in for the fucking sensation, I recommend going for the firm version. If you want a gentle massage, feeling full and feel the toy “wiggle” around inside your intestine choose SuperSoft (especially for the Jammer 2!).

A Dent inside Kevin’s SuperSoft Material

Word of advice when you get the get a SuperSoft toy: The material is delicate and easily takes on folds and little dents. This does not really impact how you can use or play with your toys. But if you are a perfectionist, this might annoy you! Taking pictures for this review, I noticed this little dent on my Kevin. So please keep in mind that the SuperSoft toys require a bit more careful handling than other.

Playing with the Jammer 2 & Kevin

Firth things first: Both toys, even if you choose “Little” Kevin are not for absolute beginners. Due to the flattish tips they require a relatively pre-stretched anus in order to go in. Once in, even in SuperSoft they require an intermediate trained anus to unfold their magic.

Jammer-2’s First almost Perfectly Round Sphere

The Jammer 2 is a stimulation machine: The almost perfectly round intersection of the spheres stretch the anus intensely and evenly. It’s like anal beads you can ride. But in order to enjoy this chain of soft stretching, popping and closing again, you have to be fairly loose and open. If you want it harder, go for the Jammer 2 in firm black. That is also my recommendation when you want to lie in the sling and have a toy fuck you with it. If you are not REALLY open and relaxed, a SuperSoft Jammer 2 will rather bend than go in.

This is also true if you want to use it as a stretching toy. In theory riding on the slopes, slowly opening up the sphincter to stretch the muscle towards a goal works very well. Practically you have to easily swallow the first two spheres in order for the toy not to bend away. Or go for the firm version. This dichotomy leads to several friends having two Jammer 2: one for training, one for stimulation.

The Stimulating Spheres of the Jammer-2

Kevin’s Glans Drop and Ventral Groove

Kevin on the other hand is a completely different game. He is far from subtle, almost brutish when his different parts go in. The glans is even duller than Jammer 2’s tip so even more pre-stretch is required. The glans and shaft have very little texture so the main sensation is feeling something thick move inside your sphincter.

Of course, letting the glans with its bulgey drop pop in and out stimulates the anus a bit. With a bit of practice, it can massage the prostate. Furthermore, the ventral groove – or shall I rather say ridge since it is so thin – can scratch the prostate when turned inside the rectum. Especially when your Kevin is firm. But that is how far the stimulation features for.

A Dent inside Kevin’s SuperSoft Material

The main sensation of Kevin is feeling his massive, thick and big balls bust through your hole! Their top is flattish so it requires a maximum opening of your sphincter to let these balls through. Accommodating them inside your rectum is an intense sensation! If you have a standard or even big Kevin, the sliding through the anus coincides with the dull glans forcing its way deeper into your colon. This combination of intense stretch sensations blew my mind the first time and too my breath away. Over time, you know what to expect yet you never really get used to it. Keeping the toy for extended periods of time inside your rectum takes a lot of getting used to because there is SO much material stuffed inside you!

SquarePeg does not offer canine inspired toys but if you are looking for a knotted toy from the, get the Kevin! Comparing it to other K9 inspired ass toys, the knotting intensity (and combination with doing deep!) is en par with the Bad Dragon Rex and Austin or Weredog Gage.

Jammer2’s sturdy base and Neck Below the Big Bottom Ball

Of the two toys, sadly only Kevin has a secure stand. Yet once you put the first sphere of Jammer-2 into you, also he stand firm enough for solo play. Especially when going deep (which depending on your rectum will not happen with Little Kevin, most likely when you take Jammer 2 completely and most definitively with Big Kevin) exploring the toy on your own while slowing riding it downwards kneeling above it will be best. This way you prevent too intense pressure or worse sudden popping through your second sphincter which can make you tense up and ruin the depth session.

 Where to buy?

Like the Razorback these hot hunks a very particular toys, not many retails sell which is a pity! So best you go to SquarePeg’s website where you can get the Jammer 2 for $159 and the Kevins in Little ($99), Standard ($189) and Big ($229). Shopping through SquarePegToys directly you have the advantage of their Shop@Home program where you can look at their toys in your home and then decide if you want to keep them.

Bad Dragon K9 Toys

Toy Properties

Form: Fantasy Toy
Material: Platinum Silicone
Colors: Many
Firmness: Soft to medium Firm
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in hot water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

Vendor: Bad Dragon

Every since I started reviewing Bad Dragon toys, I have been asked “What’s the best dog dick?” “How does the knot of X compare to Y?” “What is the closest model to the real deal?” So to finally answer the question, here it is: The ultimate Canine(ish) Look&Feel Like-the-Read-Deal Bad Dragon Dildo review!

Construction

Back in 2008 when Bad Dragon was founded they were one of the first major companies using only platinum silicone for their toys. Besides the excellent material properties (easy to clean, 100% body safe), they probably chose this material for technical reasons: The material comes in a wide range of firmness from which Bad Dragon chose soft (Shore A2), medium (Shore A5) and firm (Shore A8 which is still relatively soft) and takes on colors very easily. That is the reason for Bad Dragon’s many beautiful and elaborate patterns. Some are standard, some are available exclusively for a specific toy or limited time.

The Bad Dragon Kippy, Roland, Razor, Cole, Austin and Rex

Comparing Cole’s and Razor’s Knot

Bad Dragon used to make every toy according to custom orders. This led to production times up to half year. So two years back they switched their order system: On a more or less regular basis they now have drops of already made toys. Sadly XL toys are rare in these drops and I know what you ass pigs are after. Once in a blue moon Bad Dragon opens custom orders for a limited number of orders. Then you can order your dream configuration. A lot of guys complain to me that this system sucks. I actually find it a lot better than the old one since they only take as many orders as they can process in a foreseeable time so you do not have to wait forever to get your new fantasy dong. Also, I do not know when the next drop/ custom order date is! Best you follow them on Twitter; they announce drops and custom orders there.

 

Besides firmness and color, you can order many of Bad Dragon’s toys with at least one of these options: First, the suction cup. If it is possible, add it to your toy! It is just a nifty feature which makes riding the toy so much easier; especially attached to smooth tiles like in the shower. The cum tube is a controversial topic. None of my Bad Dragons have a cum tube. With friends’ toys I was able to try the effect of shooting cum lube up my ass. It did not feel so intense but added a fuckton of effort to the cleaning. However, after every Bad Dragon review I post I am getting inundated with messages from people who swear by the cum tube! It adds so much of immersion to their toy that they would never buy a toy without it. If you have never tried a Bad Dragon with a cum tube and consider it, I highly recommend buying one of their Lil’Squirte to test the effect before buying an equipped big toy.

The Scution Cup in Austin’s Base

Since this review is on knotted toys, let me briefly talk about a feature Bad Dragon does not offer: Inflatable knots. Yes, the sensation is closer to a real knot swelling and locking. But since on dildos they are inflated with air, they can bust and damage your intestinal! That is the reason why Bad Dragon along with Oxballs or SquarePeg does not offer this feature because the risk of serious injury it too high.

Choosing the right size for your Bad Dragon can be a bit tricky: Due to the real size tool on their website you get a good impression how big the toy will actually be. However, the firmer the silicone and the more texture it has, the harder it will be to take! And since the toy is made out of platinum silicone it must not be used with silicone lube! Otherwise the silicone oil inside the lube with disintegrate the supersmooth silicone surface.

While we are on the topic, a word how to care for your new silicone sculptures: Do not store them together with toys made out of other materials. The plasticizers leaving the material can damage your silicone toys for good. Especially when they are made out of soft silicone, store them upright. Otherwise they get dents and creases.

Playing with Canine Dildos

What all these toys have in common is a so called knot, a cavernous body at the bottom of a dog’s dick which swells when he is close to cumming. This way he connects (terminus technicus “ties”) to his bitch and they stay connected. The general appeal of this feature is a strong, intense stretch of the anus, locking the toy into the rectum and putting pressure on the prostate.

The Barrel-Shaped Shaft and MASSIVE Knot of Rex

The knotting (the thick bulges pressing through the sphincter) is more intense than pressing a sphere of the same through the anus. The knot is formed out of two half-spheres laterally attached to the shaft so it is perpendicular to the opening of the sphincter. Because of this, it takes more relaxation to get it out again, aka it is “locked” inside the ass. The position of the knot means, the stimulation has a “direction” which makes turning and tugging interesting while the dildo is tied into the ass. With a bit of practice you can target the prostate, make the feeling of fullness and massiveness travel along the sensitive walls of the rectum.

The final challenge of almost all knots is the position: They sit just above the dildo’s base. Since dildos scale proportionally, the bigger the knot, the longer the shaft. So to truly enjoy BIG knots, you have to be able to take anal toys DEEP. So if you really want to have a Mastiff-sized knot raping you, you should prestretch your second sphincter well!

Since most reader questions go along the lines of “What is the most intense knot?” I have sorted the toys from most to least intense.

Rex

In the entire Bad Dragon toy range, Rex is the dildo coming closest to a real dog dick. It starts out with a meatus sticking out of the dull glans. There is a bit of buldgey drop around the glans before the barrel-shape shaft starts. This shaft is very lightly textured with veins you almost do not fell. Below the shaft sits a MASSIVE knot with two big cavernous bodies on the side and a smaller one on top. Between the knot and the shaft sits a thin neck.

Rex‘ Realistic Glans

Being the most realistic dildo of the bunch, Rex is the hardest to take. Glans does little to gently open up the first let alone the second sphincter. It busts the muscle open and through the bulge rim pops in. The shaft through his barrel shape does stretch gently. But due to the shape which tapers towards the knot, the knotting is insane! Rex has the highest shaft-diameter-right-above-knot-to-knot-diameter ratio. The knot is dullish and thus does little to seduce the anus to open up gently. The knot is also flattish in the bottom. In combination with the relatively thin neck, Rex really locks in place. So getting him out once the sphincter has tightened up a bit and closed around the shaft can be an intense experience to say it mildly.

The thin neck is actually Rex’ biggest weakness because it cannot support the heavy shaft and knot. So riding can be a challenge. Just popping the knot in and out works if you are loose. But letting the entire shaft slide in and out is difficult. Especially if you chose the soft firmness.

Austin

According to Bad Dragon’s website Austin is a fox. There is not much literature let alone pics of bio fox dicks (yes, I know about the many fox furries in murr suits flashing their knob) so I cannot say how anatomically correct this dildo is. Overall I would call him the gentler brother of Rex without him being tame!

Austin’s Glans, Textured Shaft and Big Knot

The glans is still dullish but domed to open up the sphincter. Instead of a glans drop the tip flows directly into the shaft. However below it is a cluster of soft bulges. They are fun to ride and tease the anus and potentially the prostate. Austin has a ventral groove but it is nestled between a fold so even when turning the toy you can hardly feel it.

The shaft tapers slightly towards the knot but also the knot tapers towards its maximum, massive diameter. Don’t get me wrong, the stretch will still breathtakingly strong when the toy enters for the first time. It also is a bit rounder on the bottom so it goes out more easily but far from easy. The shaft is thicker for a better support and the base is a bit bigger than on Rex. So Austin can be ridden more easily.

Being a little bit more rounded, I personally prefer Austin over Rex. Rex is intense everywhere and always hard to take! There is kind of a simulation overflow when on my Rex XL the dull glans wants to forced itself through my second sphincter while the big knot rapes my anus open. It takes a special headspace to enjoy that! For immersion reasons I can see why people choose Rex. But if you “just” want to experience intense sphincter busting knotting, I recommend Austin.

Cole and Razor

I write about these toys together because Razor is basically a meaner version of Cole. Both have a glans inspired by a canine one. Though at the top there is just a top, not a meatus sticking out. The head is a flattish pyramid but not a dull dog glans.

Razor’s Glans on the Left next to Cole’s

The shaft is barrel-shaped and very subtly textured. Especially Razor is gently stretching open the sphincter to prepare it for the knot. Also Razor’s shaft arches slightly for easier entry, especially when going deep. Cole’s knot is for lack of better words a bit edgy, making the knotting more intense. But also the knot perfect for stimulating the prostate through twisting and turning. Since the knot depth (way from top to bottom of knot), Cole is my recommendation when you want to feel intense knotting but cannot handle depth well. Razor’s cavernous bodies are nicely rounded and flow a bit into the beck. The neck diameter is thick enough to support the body well even when riding the toy hard.

The bases are surprisingly small – and support the toy surprisingly well. Especially Cole’s small yet powerful suction cup surprised me (Razor cannot be equipped with one). Due to the small base, these toys are perfect for fucking a bottom keeling in doggy in front of you.

Roland’s Textured Body and Knot

Roland

Now things start to get a bit weird. According to Bad Dragon’s website, Roland is half coyote and thus a canine, half a rattlesnake. So he is a Ralleyote. Having a knot (and several reader requests for a review), I am taking a look at him.

Roland’s glans loosely looks like Cole’s as a point canine inspired one. But the sides are textured with edgy ridges. The barrel shaft is textured with subtle wave. Above the knot a thick bulge goes around the shaft like a medial ring on a horse dick. The knot is bulge but has the lowest knot-to-shaft ratio. While being dullish in the top it tapes towards the short neck. This means, the knotting inside it considerable but it goes out more easily. The huge base compared to the diameter makes him very rideable.

Kippy’s Glans…

There is a lot going on on Roland, making him a feast for people who appreciate subtle texture. His size leans toward the smaller side of the spectrum making him a perfect toy if you want to start out with texture und knot play. Unless you choose…

Kippy

Another weird toy for a canine special and actually an anomaly in my review requests.  Kippy is a mixture of a canine and feline dick – and a one-size toy. 80% of my anal toy reader questions are about BIGGER, DEEPER, HARDER. And on a first glance Kippy is neither.

He starts out with a point glans that has a huge bulge on the bottom – like a feline dick has. The shaft is textured with point bumps which on a real cat dick would be fluke-like. The shaft is relatively short and the knot is one spherical knot. It tapers quite gently and evenly for a nice yet fellable stretch. The short neck is again textured with a few bumps and bulges. The base could be a bit larger to offer better stand for such a textured and knotted toy.

… and textured Body and Knot

All things considered Kippy is a great ambitious beginner toy. It opens the anus up gently, the bulge stimulates the anus and the prostate, the bumps are a great intro into texture and the knot –shaft-ration is great.

As a texture junkie, I would like to love Kippy – if he was bigger! There are so few feline toys out there that I see a real market change for an XL with a knot diameter of maybe 88mm or so. The bumps should scale a bit larger and especially higher so you can really feel them and voila! A nice new toy for texture hungry ass pigs!

Roland’s Pointy and Textured Glans

Missing a knotted Bad Dragon toy? Over the years I have reviewed many other knoted Bad Dragon Dildos like Vergil, David and Apollo or Nova and Terra. So check out my other Bad Dragon reviews. Pro tip: Since the intro about what makes to toys special is bascially all identically, you can skip right to the juicy part where I talk about the toys, beginning about in the middle of the review.

Where to buy?

Lasts year Bad Dragon introduced VERY limited brick & mortar retail in a hand full of shop in the USA and Europe. But their selection of models is limited and only available in one firmness and color. So your best chance of getting your dream Bad Dragon dildo is through their website. While some people curse their limited custom orders, I actually find monitoring the inventory section fun because it inspired me to consider colors I would never have chosen on my own.

 

 

 

 

Asmodeus, Bael & Orobas

Toy Properties

Form: Fantasy Toy
Material: Platinum Silicone
Colors: Black & Red Marble
Firmness: Soft & some Firm
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in hot water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

Vendor: Twisted Beast

When Twisted Beast launched their Twitter page in September of 2020 they the ass pig world was wide open for their extravagant dildo design – partly due to their really good poppers. Their product design was on par with their marketing and storytelling. So I was quickly inundated with messages asking if their toys were any good. Doing thorough tests, it took a while – as usual. But here is my take on their three original designs now – while my mailbox continues to gather questions regarding their new knotted toy Marchosias.

The Twisted Beast Asmodeus, Bael & Osmodeus

Construction

Let’s start with their probably most sought after toy: Asmodeus, a toy for rolling in the depth of your colon! It starts out with a small, conically glove glans which is textured with a hinted urethra and a protruding corpus spongiosum like on a canine dick. This glans is the tip of a steeply tapering conical body with elliptical intersection which aspect ratio is 13:18. The body is heavily textured costal arch like bulges wrapping around it as a core. Their joining points on the top and the bottom form a band of pointy bumps. Laterally between the arches are small rips and grooves which texture the otherwise smooth core surface. The final pair of arches forms a plug like end. Its neck it embossed with Twisted Beast’s pentagram logo.  Towards the bottom the neck just slightly curves outward. This means, there is no real base and the bottom diameter is considerably smaller than the maximum stretch of the plug section.

Bael’s Tapered Glans with the Big Bulges

Beal starts out with a human-like glans which evenly opens up the sphincter. But below there is a considerable, steep drop around the rim. Beal’s shaft is even more textured than Asmodeus. The top of it a pair of thick and long, boil-like bumps support an even thicker yet narrower vertical ridge. While the sides are only textured with small and shallow veins the bottom starts out with a pair of boil-like bumps atop of a massive ventral groove. The base is two massive, realistic balls. The Twisted Beast signal is embossed on the other side on the bottom of the shaft.

Orobas is almost the anti-thesis to the previous two toys. While their glans was designed for easy penetration, his glans is not! In a discussion with an equine toy savvy testee I called Orobas’ tip “quarted-flared” and he agreed. A flattish half-dome with a meatus separating it into two halves is surrounded by a cluster of big, dullish bulges. Due to this the sphincter need to be a bit looser to welcome Orobas compared to an anatomically correct unexcited horse glans. But he is way easier to take than a big, brutish flared glans and is actually a good intermediate toy before taking a fully flared Friesian dildo. Unlike his predecessors Orobas’ shaft is relatively smooth. Only a loose cluster of thick yet smooth veins give it some edge. 2/3 down from the glans a median ring like on most horse dildos raises slightly out of the shaft. You can take Orobas even deeper before the shaft flares out forming a wide base. On that slope the pentagonal logo is embossed.

Orobas Flattish Glans with its Bulges Rim

Like most modern anal toys all Twisted Beast demon dicks are made out of platinum silicone. This means they are 100% body safe and should only be used with water- or oil-based lubed. The silicone oil in silicone or hybrid lubes can disintegrate the toy. Twisted Beast used to make their toys also in black but now you have one color option: Their signature streaky marble of bright red and tar black, aptly called “Inferno”. I like this color a lot! It gives of a brooding, sexy vide and resonates very well with the shape of the dildos! What I do not like is that they now only offer their toys in their signature firmness Shore 00-30 which is really soft to the point where it becomes a usability problem. (they used to offer toys in Shore 00-50 or A10). I promised my testees not to ramble on about the trend of only offering soft silicone so I leave it with the notice that like all soft silicone the toys attract dust very easily.

The Twisted Beast Vac-U-Lock hole has an opening diameter of 25mm and two lugs inside to lock the adapter in place. The adapter sits somewhat securely and can be pulled off with ease but compared to other manufacturer I always had the fear the toy would fall off. Compared to the massive suction force the 17mm diameter of a Mr Hankey’s Toys or SquarePeg (though their hole is not round but square) generate, a Twisted Beast on a Vac-U-Lock tool feels flimsy. Some of my testees have fuck machines and put Orobas and Bael on them. They assured me that the grip was sufficient enough for penetrating an open hole. But two testees managed to grip Bael’s glans with their anus and pull it off the rod. Furthermore most fuck machine owners were unsure how well the largest sizes, being considerably heavier would stick to the adaptor.

The Vac-u-Lock inside Asmodeus‘ Elliptical Base

Before we come to the size table, here is something to keep in mind when reading the number: My testees and I unanimously agree that all Twisted Beast toys feel smaller than they are. Don’t get me wrong, they are far from small and the sizes on the website are accurate when comparing to measurements of the physical toys. But as an experienced ass pig when you read a size number, it you have a certain experience/ expectations how the toy will fill you and if you can take it. Based on this experience I chose the sizes (in consultation with some of my testees). When the toys arrived, they looked good, they felt big in our hands – and we were all surprised how easily our holes swallowed them. This is probably due to Twisted Beast making some of the softest toys in the market (Topped Toys uses Shore 00-33 and to my knowledge only ElyX Toys goes softer with Shore 00-20)

So when choosing your size, be sensible of course! Don’t buy something absurdly larger than you can currently take. But when you are between two sizes, get the larger one! Because, don’t but the toys for the hole you have, buy the toys for the hole you want.

Due to Asmodeus elliptical body I am using circumference instead of diameter for the body measurement.

Toy Size Overall Length Insertable Length Diameter Head Circumference Above Base
Asmodeus S 381mm 330mm 27mm 183mm
M 495mm 445mm 36mm 241mm
L 635mm 584mm 40mm 304mm
Bael S 177cm 165mm 40mm 167mm
M 228cm 203mm 58mm 221mm
L 274mm 254mm 69mm 264mm
XL 330mm 292mm 76mm 312mm
Orobas S 203mm 165mm 36mm 257mm
M 284mm 254mm 60mm 228mm
L 342mm 292mm 69mm 279mm
XL 444mm 381mm 85mm 355mm

Beal’s Textured Shaft Bottom and Big Balls

Playing with the Asmodeus, Bael & Orobas

I am going to look at these three toys in ascending perceived experience level needed to enjoy them based on my testees’ verdict. Which makes Bael first of the list.

With his human-like pointy glans he is the best toy to open up even a tighter sphincter. The massive glans drop might be a challenge for the uninitiated but due to the softness of the silicone getting the toy out was not even a problem for a guy new to anal play. The edge the glans forms it actually the first highlight of the toy. With a bit of practice it is perfect for stimulating the prostate. And if you get looser the plopping in and especially out of the sphincter is a joy of its own.

You can ride Bael vigorously but a lot of his fascination is lost then. For this he would need to be firmer (the now abandoned Shore 00-50 or even better A10 would be necessary); in the soft silicone riding him quickly turns him into a soft blur. Bael is best enjoyed riding slowly, feeling the bumps and ridges stretch certain areas of the sphincter while others can relax. The apexes of them are carefully arranged so at least each cluster can be felt individually.

The Medial Ring on Orobas‘ Shaft and the Big Base for a Sturdy Stand

Since the texture is not only arranged vertically but also horizontally, Bael shows an entire new facet in the hands of a top! Twisting it either stationary or while moving in and out unleashed completely new sensation. For example place the prostate between the ventral groove and the bump on top of the shaft and start slowly a pendular motion. The alternation of pressure made some testees leak (pre)cum.

There was a lot of discussion which toy should come second but we eventually agreed on Orobas. Since we “only” had the large to test some testees including me could take him into the rectum without much prestretch. But for the more novice, I recommend pre-stretching your hole with a more tapered toy – unless you want to experience the natural, brutish entry of an equine dick. What most definitively needs to be pre-stretched is your second sphincter! Orobas is designed to go deep but its flat glans does not go deep easily. And don’t worry; pre-stretching won’t lose you any of the experiences. The bulge around the glans might look small but it popping through your second sphincter or massaging the kinks of your colon it is very noticeable.

Twisting the toy might only be necessary to get around said kinks. Most of the time stimulation is focused on the tip so the veins are hardly felt if not focusing on them – again due to the softness of the material. Same accounts for the medial ring which most of the time just pops through the anus. It is a good depth indicator when riding the toy slowly.

Asmodeus‘ Glans

Speaking of riding, despite Orobas’ glans being in the middle between an unflared and a flared horse glans, this dildo is actually a good toy to start out when you are interested in riding equine inspired toys. The wide base in combination with the shaft standing up straight makes it the best solo rideable horse dildo I have come across yet. To do so, kneel down, maybe prop Orobas up with a yoga block and insert him into your anus. In this position your colon is most relaxed and thus prepared to take a dildo deep. Also, in this position you can most easily control the speed and force it nudges forward.

This position is also best to enjoy Asmodeus when you are doing solo play. Lying down on your back, crunching to shove the toys inside you will make your core way too tense and hinder the toy to go deep. However, the non-existing base in combination with the thin neck which is basically hallow due to the Vac-u-Lock hole causes a major stability issue! The only way to ride Asmodeus without the “base” breaking away is to insert a Vac-u-Lock adaptor into the base. I recommend a suction cup adaptor for this. I recommend this adaptor also for another reason: It widens the base. One testee of me way so caught up in the bliss of riding Asmodeus all the way inside, that he swallowed him whole! Luckily, everything that goes in will come out again. But this shock moment is something that can be avoided.

The Ridges Texturing Asmodeus Shaft

Once you had secured the base, Asmodeus is a great toy – if you prestretched your second sphincter. His glans is small and nimble but will also easily bend easily. So your second sphincter must not tense when Asmodeus wants to penetrate this sensitive body area. Once inside your colon, feeling Asmodeus sliding deeper inside you is pure bliss! The ridges on the body are wide enough apart to be felt individually yet narrow enough together for a smooth motion inside you. The ridges are also kind of predetermined bending points. So this toy will find its way even around the many bends in your colon.

Especially with the Large size you will go DEEP. But the overall shapes and edges are smooth and rounded enough that in combination with the soft material, injuries are almost impossible. Reaching this depth is helped by the very elliptical shape of the toy. If you are at a tight spot and cannot go further, retreating a bit and slowly pushing forward in a twisting motion will widen the passage. While this is a great way to go deeper, always listen carefully to your body. If with a gentle push you cannot go deeper or an uncomfortable feeling becomes pain, stop immediately! Your colon is a delicate body area which can be easily injured! Rather try another day if you run into a tight end so you can enjoy Asmodeus for many scenes to come.

The Small Neck and „Base“ of Asmodeus compared to his Big Plug Section

All things considered, the three Twisted Beast toys I have reviewed here are each very different but united in how cleverly their shafts have been designed – probably with greedy holes in mind. For my personal taste, it would be great if they were available a bit firmer (especially looking at Marchosias I prefer a firm knot to pop through the sphincter instead of a soft one sliding through).  But if you are like many people currently and love soft toys, all three are highly recommended – good enjoyed alone, best relaxed with a top who will unleash their full demonic magic upon your hole, rectum and colon.

 Where to buy?

Twisted Beast sells their toys only through their web shop. Asmodeus starts at £89.95 for the small and ends at £179.95 for the large. The price range of Bael is from £59.95 to £179.95 and you can get Orobas for between £49.95 and £219.95.

Razorback

Toy Properties

Form: Fantasy Toy
Material: Platinum Silicone.
Colors: Graphite &Bronze
Firmness: Soft
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in hot water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

The SquarePeg Razorback

Vendor: SquarePeg

The name SquarePeg is associated with tools to get your hole read for a fist, literal Depth Probes, geometric masterpieces or maybe even realistic dildos. But the term “Fantasy Toy” is usually not one of them. However back in 2008, before Villainous Wyrms kick started the fantasy toy craze, SquarePeg introduced the Razorback, a toy sadly often overlooked. So buckle up, because way are going on an intense ride!

Construction

Razorback’s tip is like an oval cross recess of four ridges. On the top and on the bottom these are thin, yet to the bottom widening bands of ridges which end about 65mm above the bottom. On their way down the individual ridges get longer and display a display a nifty design feature: They are slightly offset, meaning the edge of the top ridge is positioned above the slope middle of the bottom one. So when you ride the toy slowly the sensation alters between the two ridge bands. To increase this sensation, the Razorback bends slightly forwards.

Lateral there are three ridges: One kinked flowing into the tip forming almost a glans, one one third and another two thirds down the shaft. The lower two are rising quite steeply out of the smooth flanks.

On the way downwards the diameter of the Razorback gets bigger and changes shape. The bottom is a square with 100mm edge length. This geometric form makes the Razorback very gripable especially when a top is operating the toy and twists it inside your hole. If you are playing on your own, the wide base makes for an excellent and secure stand even when bouncing on the toy hard.

Detail of the Ridges

SquarePeg only makes toys out of US made platinum silicone. This means the toys’ surface is super smooth which makes it hard for bacteria to linger and easy to clean. All toys are 100% body-safe and hypo-allergenic. These advantages come with a small disadvantage: You must not use silicone toys with silicone lube because in the long term it will destroy the toy. SquarePeg claims on their website that their toys are safe to use with quality silicone lube but I would err at the side of caution and only use it with water- or oil-based lubes. Colorwise you are limited to SquarePeg’s signature Bronze or Graphite since this toy is only offered in supersoft firmness.

Playing with the Razorback

The glans of the Razorback gently opens up even tighter sphincter. At about 60x47mm at the first ridge edge in combination with the supersoft silicone it is a toy even an advance beginner can enjoy.  As you ride the toy deeper into your rectum, you experience the pure genius of the ridge design: Steep enough to stretch, yet soft enough to gently plop through the sphincter. If you ridge a section of two or three ridges up and down, you really feel how alternately they stimulate the prostate and tease the tailbone (which some testees actually found uncomfortable). One caste testee who’s specialized in prostate orgasms called the Razorback “a gentle yet rapid fire Organotoy Saw”.

The „Glans“ where the four Ridge Lines Intersect

Even for going into the colon, the toy has been purposefully designed. The ridges work as predetermined bending point. So when there is a kink to get around, the body will adjust making going deep somewhat easy. If they colon does not tense up due to the intense message of all ridges.

The lateral ridges are something only really experienced players can enjoy. The sudden increase in diameter gives a GOOD stretch in the sphincter and once you have gotten to know the toy well some orientation how deep you have taken the toy already. However such increase suddenly knocking at or worse busting through the transition of rectum to colon can be a painful experience. So especially when going to, progress with caution the first few times.

Since the body’s intersection is oval, the orientation how you insert it, changes the sensations drastically. If you insert it in line with the sphincter it gently opens you up and stimulates the prostate like written above. If you insert it perpendicularly, it “forces” open your hole open. The ridges scratch the sides of the sphincter and the lateral ridges almost knock over the prostate. It is a very strange and “dull” experience, lacking the finesse the Razorback usually has. But if you are into this kind of play, give it a try! If you want to go deep, make sure the arch of the Razorback is in line towards your colon. Otherwise it is almost impossible to go this way. What I do recommend however is for the top to twist it while moving in and out.  The added stretch and  surprising position of the ridges are a very horny experience.

The Massive Base for a Firm Stand and Intense Maxiumu Stretch

All things considered, the Razorback is a typical SquarePeg toy. Each “sensation point” has been designed and placed so cleverly, only a sculptor and ass play aficionado could do. Conversely, the Razorback is a toy of nuances to be experienced and appreciated. Of course you can ride is vigorously and have hot and horny time. But my testees and I agree, it is best enjoyed not lying in the sling but in doggy position when the colon is most relaxed. This way you can focus on each ridge popping, the diameter slowly stretching and scream out of ecstasy when the top twists the toys deeply lodged inside you.

 Where to buy?

Being a very particular toy, not many retails sell the Razorback which is a pity! It has become one of my favorite toys for depth play with experienced kinkster! It sells for $239 on SquarePeg’s website. On there you have the advantage of their Shop@Home program where you can look at their toys in your home and then decide if you want to keep them.

Sit-Plug

Form: Plug
Material: Platinum Silicone
Colors: Whatever you can imagine
Firmness: Soft to Firm
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in warm water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

Vendor: Organotoy

It’s story time again on ToyTorture.com:  In the fall of 2019 my boyfriend Puppy Sit asked me which toy is best to train his hole to take a fist. If we lived in the USA, the answer would have been easy with several good platinum silicone toy series available. But to get them in Europe shipping plus custom and import duties make them an expensive transitory toy. So I sat down on the drawing board, put all my play and review experience into the design and challenged Organotoy to manufacture the time toy until Christmas.

Earlier this year Organotoy contacted me. In the wake of people staying at home and playing with themselves and following my BF’s and my tweets about his toy they have gotten so many requests for this toy. Since my goal is to spread the usage of good quality toys, I gladly gave them permission to turn the two sizes into an entire range of plugs which they named Sit after the puppy name of my BF.

The Organotoy Sit-Plug

The First Ever Made Sit-Plug with a Custom Airburshed for my BF

Construction

Unlike its competitors, the Sit-Plug is not completely Egg shaped. The tip of the plug is a bit pointy and then flows into steep slopes. A bit below the maximum diameter the body flows into a conical neck before ending in a wide, thick base with one a pointy end sticking up. The most striking difference is the intersection of the body: It is not round but elliptic!

Like all Organotoy products, the Sit-Plug is made out of platinum silicone which allows for great customization. Their firmness range goes from Shore 00-30 up to Shore A30. In my experience and personal preference firmer toys are better for training while softer toys are better form long-term training. If you want to loosen up your sphincter to take a fist, I recommend a firmness between Shore A8 and A15 because in the end a human hand is also not squishy. Colorwise you can from a subtle single color over UV or glow in the dark to elaborate patterns like fades or marbles. If you want to make the toy extra special, the lead designer of Organotoy is a former Hollywood SFX makeup artist who can go amazing airbrush art – like with the biohazard sign on the plug for my BF.

The current size range of the Sit-Plug covers these seven sizes. To my knowledge three even larger sizes are in the works and apparently Organotoy had demand for a size between the XXS and S.

Size Maximum Elliptic Size Diameter Neck Insertable Length Overall Length
XXS 25x30mm 15mm 46mm 68mm
S 35x40mm 17mm 61mm 88mm
M 45x50mm 27mm 77mm 113mm
L 55x60mm 35mm 95mm 130mm
XL 65x70mm 41mm 113mm 157mm
XXL 75x80mm 47mm 122mm 173mm
XXXL 95x90mm 55mm 137mm 205mm

The Sit-Plug between its Main Competitors

Playing with the Sit-Plug

The stretch of the Sit-Plug roughly follows the stretch a human hand and thus is a little bit more challenging than the very smooth and gradually opening of an Egg plug for example. But it is still smooth and round enough that once you have stretched and relaxed enough the Sit-Plug glides in and out perfectly, giving you the delightful feeling when the sphincter is stretched. In order to train the hole to open up quicker and more easily, the body is elliptical. So when you twist and turn the toy while moving it in and out, the diameter slightly feels larger and thus helps to make the muscle smooth. Another design aspect that leads to maximum stretch training is the high ration between maximum diameter of the body and the neck.

The Large Ration between the Body and the Neck for Maximum Stretch

The conical transition from body to neck also mimics the transition from wrist to hand. In my years of reviewing toys, I have been getting several messages from new fistees that they were surprised how flat the bottom of the hand is and that they are not prepared for such a challenge, especially when their sphincter started to tighten again. The relative dullness also keeps the toy more securely locked inside for long-term wearing.

However, especially in the larger size, the base is not really made for long-term play. Its wide and thick body was designed to provide optimum grip when fucking yourself with the plug on your quest to loosen up the hole.  If you want to wear the plug long-term, definitively choose a softer silicone to make the base settle more easily between your cheeks.

The Large Base for Optimal Grip and Pointy Wing for Added Stimulation

The small tip is for prostate stimulation on the perineum or – as an FtM testee told me – clitoral stimulation. For a basic stimulation you can ride and grind the toy; silicone is sturdy enough to take a beating. But this little wing is best enjoyed with a powerful massager pressed against it. The firmer the silicone, the better the vibrations get transmitted.

Where to buy?

The Sit-Plug is one of the first Organotoy products which they offer for wholesale partner. I don’t know where they are already listed but if you are interested in selling them wholesale, you can mail them here. If you are like me, a (ab)normal consumer you I recommend buying directly from then because this way you can customize them in firmness and colors. The range XXS starts at 20,96€ and currently ends at 83,96€ for the XXXL plus customization.